Dognosis

Dognosis is when you get given a bug to diagnose in someone's code and that someone is being a little bit precious or defensive, every question you ask them is like the cold, wet stabbing of a well-intentioned dog. It's important not to confuse dognosis with diagmoses which is a whole 'nother story.

Illusioned (Suggested by Will Hawes)

Illusioned is the opposite of disillusioned. When we're saddened by the reality of a situation we are dis-illusioned... However when we are content with the reality of a situation, what are we? We are illusioned ... depressingly.

Due-Dalliance

It's like due diligence but it's a bit more vague and cursory. Fewer success criteria, you know ... fills the time nicely, reassures people. ;)

Misunderstandup

This is another one of those Agile things where someone thinks they understand Scrum and like all good delusions it involves mythical activities or parts of the ritual "this is the part in the stand up where everyone tries to guess what colour underpants I'm wearing" ... you're in a misunderstandup.